Heart Happy (cathy_edgett) wrote,
Heart Happy
cathy_edgett

W. C. Fields -





My brother sent me a funny W.C. Fields quote which I deleted in my zeal not to post too much here today, so I google the guy, and find some gems.  Here are a few.



Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.



Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.



Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.



Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.




I like children - fried.



 
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.



The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.



You can't trust water.  Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. 








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