A man wanted to know about mind, not in nature but in his private large computer. He asked it, “Do you compute that you will ever think like a human being?” The machine then set to work to analyze its own computational habits. Finally, the machine printed its answer on a piece of paper, as such machines do. The man ran to get the answer and found, neatly typed, the words: "THAT REMINDS ME OF A STORY..."
-- Gregory Bateson