Heart Happy (cathy_edgett) wrote,
Heart Happy

Blonde joke -

Because I am a natural blonde, turning a bit white these days, I am sent a good many blonde jokes.  This one arrives today. 

     A blonde city girl marries a Colorado rancher.

                        One morning, on his way out to the fields, the rancher says to her,'The

                        insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today.

                        I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn.

                        You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

                        The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial

                        insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

                        The wife takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and

                        when she sees the nail, she tells him,'This is the one, right here.'

                        The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, 'Tell me,

                        lady,'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know this is the cow to be bred?'

                        'That's simple. By the nail over its stall,' she explains very confidently.

                        Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

                        She turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, 'I guess it's

                        to hang your pants on.'


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