Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.
- Gore Vidal
Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
- G.B. Trudeau
The best way to sound like you know what you're talking about is to know what you're talking about.
- Author unknown.