A friend of mine teaches kindergarten. Sometimes she shares the wisdom of her students. This is probably something you didn't know. Classroom Conversation of the Day, November 28 me: Is your tummy feeling okay? L: Yes, it's fine, I am just farting a lot. me: Oh, okay. L: You know, I am very healthy. me: Yeah . . . ? L: "The stinkier your farts are the healthier you are."