Heart Happy (cathy_edgett) wrote,
Heart Happy
cathy_edgett

Joke of the day!!!

The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could  throw a $1,000.00 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

 Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100.00  bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10.00 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them  out of the window and make 290 million people very happy."
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