Wow, you say, and I say, but, there is something interesting in this. I notice that as I choose a direction, the eye, my eyes are drawn to the eye to which the hair points. It is like a little diagram, "Look here." I think now the reason people have been noticing my eyes so much is that there is no direction finder. It just is. My two eyes have been equally balanced in approach, and I look straight ahead with both of them equally. There is nothing to distract. My vision is clear and whole.
It is quite a bit of fun to comb one's hair in a direction, but I think I like it when it just floats downward and says, "Here are my two eyes." Enter, and pull up a chair.