A Dr. Joke from Dr. Jan!

Subject:  Five Surgeons and Patients

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to

operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my

operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is

numbered."

The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!

Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the

best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in: "You know, I like

construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few

parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he

observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

There's no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine, and the head and the butt

are interchangeable."

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